The main problem in US politics today is that Israel just doesn't have enough representation. I'm running to fix that.
For every $1 I take from grassroots donors, I will take at least $2 from AIPAC—so you can rest easy knowing my values won't be compromised by bribery from ordinary citizens.
In all seriousness, consider just donating to Palestinian causes directly! https://tinyurl.com/pcrf9
But if you insist on sending me money:
- If I get < $3,000, I'll donate all of it
- If I get > $3,000, I'll try buying ads to get more attention/donations, to see if it forms a virtuous cycle. At minimum I'll donate 50%.
ActBlue takes 3.5%, so it's likely better to just give to PCRF directly!
To make ActBlue happy: This is a satirical campaign!